dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

carrioff:

The problem with alcohol is that you run out so quickly

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

Conner loves me, I promise

Conner loves me, I promise

My main homies #lovethem #millvalleybitches #probably

My main homies #lovethem #millvalleybitches #probably

A FAT lol to the bitches who think that playing a sport is the only thing that can take up all your free time in college. There are jobs, internships, clubs, Greek life, rehearsals, school work, lectures, the list could go ON. Do NOT try and say that people who don’t play sports don’t know why it’s like to have free time. Especially given the fact that I know you fuck around a ton when you’re not in class or at practice.

cattkitty:

im like a kitten, i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute